Children say wonderful, innocent things, please share your stories so that everyone can enjoy them, they are just so precious and help to brighten up the day. Please use the email form and I will post them.  Sally

GENERAL HUMOUR

Gregory aged 5

“I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.”

Lucy  (aged 7) sitting at the breakfast table boldly said "I feel pregnant!"

Lucy  (aged 7) said to us this morning at breakfast "Do you know why birds fly in a vee." we replied "no we don't."  Quick as a flash she responded "Because they are going on vacation."

Lucy (aged 7) was standing up flapping her arms like a bird.  Her grandfather asked her "Why are your toes curled," she replied "because I'm standing on a branch."

My Son (aged 8) watching TV with his father to him and said "Dad, they are playing golf on horse back!"

My Son (aged 8) was taken to the museum he said to his mother, "Mum, those birds are wearing gum boots!"

Lucy aged 6 1/2, was getting into her school uniform and attempting to do up her blouse.  She came running down the hall to me and said "Grandma, my buttons won't coopertate!"

Our darling 6 year old granddaughter has a 5 year old boyfriend,  Overheard as they were walking down the stairs:   He said to her "That wasn't a proper kiss."

Lucy aged 6

When I asked her what she wanted for breakfast she replied "Yoghurt, I'll have cereal when you have cream in the house."

Lucy aged 5 1/2

Walking up the stairs to her bedroom turned around to her grandmother and said "I'm stressed!" 

Lucy aged 5 1/2

Said to me "we are going down in an overlater", meaning elevator.

Norman and I playing scrabble.  He said that he didn't like his tiles.  Quick as a flash 4 1/2 year Lucy  turned to him and said in a very serious voice "Life's tough!"

Lucy aged 5 

I was sitting on her bed doing her hair and told her that she was getting tall and soon I would have to stand.  She said "When I'm 6 I'll be very tall and you're still be alive to cook my dinner."

Sally aged approximately 4 

My brother attended a school where the front paddock had sheep.  One day my father took me to visit him and he wanted me to go into the paddock.  I turned to Dad and said "the sheeps might bite off my knees!"

Lucy aged 5 1/2 

Looking at herself in a mirror said "I can see my afflication."

Lucy aged  5 1/2

 Turned to grandfather and asked, "now that I'm 5 1/2 can I have heels?"