Children say wonderful, innocent things, please share your stories so that everyone can enjoy them, they are just so precious and help to brighten up the day. Please use the email form and I will post them.  Sally

Granddaughter 5 1/2 walking up the stairs to her bedroom turned around to her grandmother and said "I'm stressed!" 

Definition of Grandparents by  8 year olds. 

Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television, because they are the only grown ups who like to spend time with us.

A grandfather is a man grandmother.

Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own. They like other people's.

Usually grandmothers are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes.

They can take their teeth and gums out.

RUTH  Dear God  I think that staples are one of your greatest invention.

 CHRIS  God  I would like to live a 900 years like the guy in the bible did.  

RAPHAEL Dear God  If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin.  I will give you anything except my pocket money and chess set. 

Husband and I playing a game of scrabble.  He said that he didn't like his tiles.  Quick as a flash 4 1/2 year old granddaughter turned to him and said in a very serious voice "Life's tough!"

Granddaughter (age 5)  I was sitting on her bed doing her hair and told her that she was getting tall and soon I would have to stand.  She said "When I'm 6 I'll be very tall and you're still be alive to cook my dinner."

SALLY (aged approximately 4)  My brother attended a school where the front paddock had sheep.  One day my father took me to visit him and he wanted me to go into the paddock.  I turned to Dad and said "the sheeps might bite off my knees!"

HARRY (age 8) Watching a polo game on TV with his father when he turned to him and said "look Dad they playing golf on horse back."

JANE   Dear God, instead of letting people die and having to make new ones.  Why don't you keep the ones you have now.

NEIL  Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church.  Is that ok?

JENNIFER  Dear God, In bible times did they really talk that fancy.

ROBERT  Dear God, I am American what are you?

MICKEY  Dear Got, If you watch me in church on Sunday.  I will show you my new shoes.

GRANDDAUGHTER (5 1/2)   We told her this morning that today was February.  She replied with a big sigh "Not again!"

GRANDDAUGHTER (5 1/2  )Looking at herself in a mirror said "I can see my afflication."

GRANDDAUGHTER (5 1/2) Turned to grandfather and asked, "now that I'm 5 1/2 can I have heels?"

JACK (age 6)   Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.

HENRY (age 8) My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.

REAGAN (age 10) When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there's a tornado.

GRANDDAUGHTER  (age 5)  I don't know who changes the weather so quickly!

DJ (age 4)  Stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

VICKI (age 8) Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it.

JACK (age 6)  Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
 
DANIEL (age 9) When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath again,  somewhere there's a tornado.

REAGA (age 10)  Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy.
If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.